''Who knows what the future holds? But for the time being I think that I wouldn't know how to spread myself around that much more oakleys sunglasses cheap It's hard to find balance right now but I know there will be a time when it won't be and that's fine.''roject Accessory" returns with its second episode this week to kind of charm us with its limp handshake version of its predecessor, "Project Runway." Last week we saw tears, awkward come-ons, and some awesome creations from a junk heap. This week's episode revolves around Swarovski crystals, which I KNOW can be found in tons of cool jewelry, but for some reason when I hear the name I can only picture those little crystal animals my great-aunt used to collect
Okay guys, can we talk about how ridiculous the credits to this show are? I mean, It's the usual contestants-preen-in-front-of-a-green screen thing, but still. "ACCESSORIZE ME!" Nina says as if she's asking the doctor for a colonoscopy dior sunglasses. Nicolina does the duck face as she thrusts some goofy-looking necklaces into the camera lens. Molly Sims talks like a cardboard potato. I just.... ugh.
After the B-roll New York apartment shots, Nicolina alleges the judges were "smoking crack" because they liked Brian's belt, which is totally PC. I think Nicolina might be getting the villain edit, you guys. I bet they'll show her making her next necklace out of fossilized puppy tears.
The challenge, explained by
cheap oakleys sunglasses designer Richard Chai, who's standing at Swarovski with Eva "Tim Gunn" Jeanbart-Lorenzotti: using one Swarovski accessory as inspiration, the contestants are to make one assemble of jewelry and one and only copulate from shoes. Whoa! How the eff do you bring in horseshoes from scratch? That's bananas. The team flashes approximately the store in a frenzy, attempting to select their firearms
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